From Andreas

Dear Friends and Colleagues,

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to you all, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my solicitors yesterday, and on their advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishees.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

No trees or animals were harmed in the sending of this message.

Best wishes,

Andreas

From Ibrahim

 You have a card to pick up: click here 

May the spirit of Christmas, love, and peace be with you all this holiday season.

Love,

 Aiden Yeh and family

Best wishes during this Holiday Season to all Webheads from Mike Marzio and friends.

From James in Paris

all the best holiday greetings to all the webheads all over the world from Paris France... 

that 2008 brings us:

peace,

happiness

and many occasions to bring our students together

towards better intercultural understanding

thanks to new information and communication techologies

and people like the webheads willing to experiment with them!

(that was a mouthful!)

here is a picture of my "grand charme"

--so we'll all have a charming 2008!